Tuesday, July 27, 2010

out of the mouth of babes...

the following was spoken by Grayson during the quietest part of sacrament meeting Sunday when the boys are passing the sacrament around and we are doing our best to keep our toddler somewhat reverent...

"Mommy, don't you spank my butt!"

Hmm...can we say complete humiliation?  Yes, several people commented on hearing it and laughing.  Yes, Zac and I had to keep ourselves from just busting up.  Yes I thought the bishopric was probably regretting their choice of primary president about then.  And no, I didn't teach him that word.  And no, I hadn't even suggested spanking him so he pulled it out of his head for no reason.  And for the record, when I threaten discipline by spanking, I say, "Grayson, do I need to spank your bum?"  It's a mystery to me!

9 comments:

Kyle and Tiffany said...

I'm laughing...not at your embarassing plight, but because kids are so darn funny! Don't worry, every parent has been humiliated by something their child has said.

Okay, those pictures of Beckham are ADORABLE! I just want to kiss those cute cheeks. He's a beautiful baby.

Elizabeth Peterson said...

I love hearing kids say funny stuff at inappropiate times! That is definitely a good one, I wish I was there to have heard it. He might have heard it from some other Mom.

Candace and Brian said...

That's hilarious. I love it!

Kylee said...

Don't worry, Greg will tell people he gets spankings all the time. Grayson cracks me up!

The Wheelers said...

lol that's so funny!

Denise said...

kids learn things that you wish they didn't, we've learned that too!! and why kids decide to debut such things on the Sabbath is beyond me!

NoellePratt said...

Kids do say the funniest things. It is crazy to me how great their memories are at such a young age. Those pictures of Beckham are so cute.

Nick and Jen said...

That's so funny! Sacrament is always full of interesting times! :)

Kristi said...

L.O.V.E. it!!! I know what you mean...you want to laugh but hide at the same time!! When Emmie Sue was about 2 or 3, dropped the sacrament cup & spilled it and she said S**t, loudly!!! Gray could've said worse!! What a cutie! Sometimes I reach to grab one of my boys ears so they know I mean business in sacrament, and they duck like I'm coming at them to smack them!!! Hello!