Gray-isms from 2010

Playing with Thomas & friends in his room and he came out and gave me a sly look and said, "I'm gonna be right back." I said, "it's almost naptime, bud." He said, "Just a minute, let me cough in a bowl." I said, "Why?" He said, "because I'm sick."

Driving home from Ryan & Alicia's the other night I let Grayson play with my food scale that was in the car to keep him busy while Zac and I visited. Grayson said, "I got red on me!" That peaked my curiosity and I looked back to see his thumb bleeding pretty good. I gave him a wipe and told him to keep it on the red part. When we got home I asked if he wanted a band-aid (this would be his first time having one) and he said, "NO!" It wouldn't stop bleeding so I distracted him by getting him a gummy vitamin and showed him the bandaid and put it on. Afterward he was so proud of his "band-id" and showed it to me and Zac several times before bed. The next morning the first thing he showed me was his bandaid that stopped the red on his finger.

Our good friend Tom's dad passed away early this week and we made cookies to take over to their house with a card. I explained to Grayson that his friend Treyce's grandpa had a heart attack and is living with Heavenly Father now which is a good thing, but kind of sad for Treyce and his family right now. Before we got to their house I said, "what are you going to say to Treyce?" He said, "Sorry Treyce, about your grandpa. And him's heart hurting."

Talking to Zac the other day:
G-"Daddy, you have cricket stores?"
Z-Yea bubba, I do
G-In ummm....let's see...caldwell?
Z-Yep, good job.
G-and ummm...boise?
Z-Yea, awesome buddy.
G-and where else?
Z-Nampa
G-oh yea, Napa. (:

After eating yogurt, he rubs whatever is left on the sides of the carton on his chin and says, "Lookit mommy, I'n Joseph Smith!" Don't know where he got this, but hilarious nonetheless!

6.11.10
K-Grayson, what is the name of our church?
G-I don't know.
K-The church of...
G-Jesus Christ of Satter-day-satans.
K-hahaha!

7.15.10
I opened Beckham's formula lid and Grayson said, "it smells like tylenol to me!"

G-Would you like some coffee mommy?
K-Mommy doesn't drink coffee bubba, who taught you about coffee?
G-It's on Caillou.

We were at my parents house picking something up and earlier in the week my mom had made Grayson some fun tractors & combines out of paper.  He saw them and started playing with them and said, "Grami, can you make me another one tractor?"  She said, "What kind?"  He said, "...a 7520."  Seriously!

Often says, "No way Jose!"

8.12.10
Walking out of my parents house at nighttime, Grayson said, "Mommy, look at that moon!  Is it a crescent moon?!"  In the car on the way home he said, "I will watch for a deer for you."  I told him we wouldn't want to run over a deer because it would hurt our car.  He said, "Yeah, he would have to go to the hopsital...and get a surgery."  Pulled into the garage and he said, "Wow!  The garage door is working!  That was so nice a daddy to put a new battery in it!"  Hahaha!

August 2010
Things Grayson says often:
"let's do something like _________"  "That would be a great idea, huh?!"
"Hmmm...let me think about that for a minute."

9.2.10
"I'm having a conversation."
With who?
"My popsicle."
Oh.  Cool.

When asked to do something for me like "run get Beckham's binky for me please," he says, "sure please."  Really fast.  Like he has to say please every time he says please.  I think because when I offer him food or a treat he'll say that.  Cute cute.  When he doesn't want something someone is offering he's good about saying, "No fank you."  Always says "excuse me" (or you!) if he or someone else burps or if he needs to get by when people are in the way.

9.12.10
G: "Hey, come sit with me on the couch mama!"
K: "Go pick out a couple books so we can cuddle before bed.
G: "...I thought it was lost forever."

G: "Mom, can I PUHLEASE just eat some butter."

9.18.10
at the doctor's office in the waiting room, Grayson said, "I wanna be a mommy when I grow up."  I said, "no, you're going to be a daddy."  He said, "After I be a daddy I wanna be a mommy.  So I can shave my legs."  Ha!

9.24.10
on the drive home, said randomly from the backseat: "there's nothing like a stinky boy!"

11.2.10
"are you allowed for ignoring me?"
"Are you ignoring me now?"
"tell me about somethin."

11.25.10
"My leg hurts."
Why?
"My ribs are broken."
In your leg?
"Yes."